The times When Big Boobs Became a Nuisance... (5 pics + 24 gifs)
You can’t run without planning for it in advance.
#1
Or go down stairs both quickly and gracefully.
#2
You can’t jump. Ever.
#3
And you can’t hug anyone shorter than you.
#4
Can’t wear cute bras.
#5
Can’t wear anything even remotely low-cut.
#6
Wanna see your toes? Can’t.
#7
Can’t wear cross-body bags.
#8
Or car seatbelts.
#9
Can’t find a bra that holds everything in.
#10
And then fit your giant bras in a regular-sized underwear drawer.
#11
And clothes that fit just right = nonexistent.
#12
Swimsuits that are both supportive and not hideous are a myth.
#13
Can’t get rid of that back ache.
#14
Or of those stretch marks.
#15
Wanna wear tent dresses, empire dresses, suspenders, or ruffles? Sorry.
#16
And the button-down boob gap is your professional downfall.
#17
Can’t wear just one sports bra.
#18
Or anything with a built-in bra.
#19
Definitely can’t sleep facedown.
#20
Can’t lean against things without looking like you’re putting your boobs on the table.
#21
Can’t handle bumpy roads or turbulence without looking vaguely pornographic.
#22
Can’t stop knocking shit over.
#23
Can’t wear unisex T-shirts or shirts with writing on the chest.
#24
Can’t do any household chore for longer than five minutes without your back aching in protest.
#25
And, finally, of course: You can’t complain without being told you’re humble-bragging.
#26
Oh, well. At least you look great. Ta-ta!
#27
Anything that involves the word “strapless” = off limits.
#28
#29http://blog.asiantown.net/-/23153/the-times-when-big-boobs-became-a-nuisance-pics-gifs
#1
Or go down stairs both quickly and gracefully.
#2
You can’t jump. Ever.
#3
And you can’t hug anyone shorter than you.
#4
Can’t wear cute bras.
#5
Can’t wear anything even remotely low-cut.
#6
Wanna see your toes? Can’t.
#7
Can’t wear cross-body bags.
#8
Or car seatbelts.
#9
Can’t find a bra that holds everything in.
#10
And then fit your giant bras in a regular-sized underwear drawer.
#11
And clothes that fit just right = nonexistent.
#12
Swimsuits that are both supportive and not hideous are a myth.
#13
Can’t get rid of that back ache.
#14
Or of those stretch marks.
#15
Wanna wear tent dresses, empire dresses, suspenders, or ruffles? Sorry.
#16
And the button-down boob gap is your professional downfall.
#17
Can’t wear just one sports bra.
#18
Or anything with a built-in bra.
#19
Definitely can’t sleep facedown.
#20
Can’t lean against things without looking like you’re putting your boobs on the table.
#21
Can’t handle bumpy roads or turbulence without looking vaguely pornographic.
#22
Can’t stop knocking shit over.
#23
Can’t wear unisex T-shirts or shirts with writing on the chest.
#24
Can’t do any household chore for longer than five minutes without your back aching in protest.
#25
And, finally, of course: You can’t complain without being told you’re humble-bragging.
#26
Oh, well. At least you look great. Ta-ta!
#27
Anything that involves the word “strapless” = off limits.
#28
#29http://blog.asiantown.net/-/23153/the-times-when-big-boobs-became-a-nuisance-pics-gifs
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